Satisfaction Guaranteed

I know choosing a provider can be a daunting task. Its hard to predict chemistry before meeting face-to-face. I am confident in the exceptional service I provide so I now guarantee satisfaction with my work or your money back* – as long as you oblige the following conditions:

  1. We need a brief telephone conversation before meeting to extend this risk-free guarantee. Your questions will be answered and I need to clarify the requirements of the scene and what I can and cannot guarantee.
  2. My fee in cash is left in an obvious place for verification upon arrival. Minimum fee of 1 hour and 15 minute increments can be added.
  3. As a coach, I can be hired to help with specific issues. However it is up to you to do the work to see the results.
  4. As a pornstar, I can be legally hired for auditioning and filming adult scenes. Unless we sign a royalty agreement for filming, it is assumed that you are hiring me for a specific time for an (unfilmed) audition.
  5. Requesting to hire for sex is requesting prostitution which is illegal and will be ignored. I look forward to hearing about the adult scene you have in mind.
  6. I am open to scenes as described in my RM profile and I’m very sex-positive and open-minded to more options so please ask. Non-judgmental respect and confidentiality is assured**.
  7. Upon arrival you are invited to check for compatibility, skills, or any requirements. If you find me unsuitable within our first 5 or so minutes then the fee will be refunded*, no questions asked.
  8. During our remaining time together, if you are dissatisfied at any point then you agree to tell me so I can attempt to rectify the situation. Otherwise it is safe to assume you are satisfied. If my efforts are still unsatisfactory you can stop the scene for refund if you explain why. Dissatisfaction caused by external factors outside of my control may not be included, nor are any new activities you request that were not previously agreed to within our phone call.
  9. All refunds must be requested in session (not after), and I must be given opportunity to rectify the situation.
  10. You and I both don’t want to be taken advantage of. Rare cases of an obviously satisfied client taking advantage of this guarantee for a free audition will not be honored.
  11. This satisfaction guarantee applies only if all of these conditions are met. Thank you for your cooperation!

* My fee can be returned but I may not refund any previously agreed upon separate transit or accommodation charges incurred.

** I am non-judgmental and sex-positive and respect privacy and confidentiality (even taboo stuff) – except for gnarly illegal stuff that hurts others non-consensually (e.g. true rape or minors). I have a moral obligation to report that shit.