Satisfaction Guaranteed

The above video was made for RM, the details it refers to are below:

I know choosing a provider can be a daunting task – I do it sometimes myself. It’s hard to predict chemistry before meeting in person. Even then – I’ve found some providers just aren’t compatible. Or they seem to do the minimum possible. Or they just don’t have the skills.

I know, compared to many, I work really hard and provide exceptional service. I find out what you want and I put in the extra effort to make it super hot. Even still, I can’t expect everyone to jive with my chemistry or my style. Even I have an ‘off’ day. I know it’s nothing personal if it’s not working for you.

I know what it’s like from first hand experience to hire so I know how rare it is to find the high quality of service I offer. I am so confident in my service that I can guarantee to you: If you are not satisfied then you can keep your coin. I want you to feel safe in knowing that I’m dedicated to your satisfaction. So much so that I’m willing to put my fee on the line. But in order to make expectations very clear and agreeable for us both, I can only extend this satisfaction guarantee if you are willing to oblige the following very reasonable agreements:

1. If we’ve never met IRL (In Real Life), we MUST have a FREE phone call before meeting to discuss all the details and see how we fit. This MUST be a phone call – text messages do not count and in fact, let’s save it for the phone call. You can schedule that call here.
2. In this phone call, you need to clarify requirements of the scene and request to hear my verbal confirmation of specific activities I can & cannot guarantee satisfaction – to ensure we are both very clear. Some activities are optional for many of us so I need to be clear what is required vs. what is optional.
3. I can only guarantee satisfaction with activities we explicitly agree to in this phone conversation. I’m likely to oblige, but cannot guarantee any subsequent new requests made by follow-up text messages or during the session.
4. If we’ve already worked together – I will guarantee your satisfaction with our previously agreed activities but feel free to check in &/or send new ideas ahead of time.
5. You agree to remind me before each session of any preferred preparation (e.g. washing out, etc). Otherwise, I’ll arrive in the standard condition.
6. Your donation in cash is left in an obvious place so that I can verify it upon arrival. This will help me relax and provide better service. 
7. As a coach, I can be hired to help with specific issues. However it is up to you to do the work to see the results.
8. As a pornstar, I can be legally hired for auditioning and filming adult scenes. Unless you prepare and propose a royalty agreement for filming and we sign it in agreement, it is assumed that you are hiring me for a specific time for an (unfilmed) audition.
9. Requesting to hire for sex, by law, is requesting prostitution which is illegal and will be ignored. I look forward to hearing about the adult scene you have in mind.
10. I am open to scenes as described in my RM profile and I’m very sex-positive and open-minded to more options so please ask. Non-judgmental respect and confidentiality is assured. I am non-judgmental and sex-positive – I enjoy some taboo stuff myself.
11. Upon arrival you are invited to check for compatibility, skills, or any requirements. If you find me unsuitable within our first 5 or so minutes then the full fee will be refunded, no questions asked.
12. During our remaining time together, if you are dissatisfied at any point with anything then you agree to tell me so I can attempt to rectify the situation. Otherwise it is safe to assume you are satisfied. If I am unable to remedy the situation within a complementary extra 10 or so minutes, then you can stop the scene for a full refund. I cannot guarantee satisfaction for newly requested activities in session – only those agreed to in our phone call, nor can I always guarantee satisfaction for factors outside of my control.
13. All refunds must be requested in session, not after the session, but after I’ve had a try to rectify the situation.
14. We both don’t want to be taken advantage of. Blatant misuse of this guarantee for a free ride will not be honored.
15. This satisfaction guarantee applies only if all of these conditions are met. Thank you for your cooperation. Let me know if you have any questions or need any clarification in a free private phone call conversation to get acquainted that you can schedule here.